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80後,機緣巧合成為第一代博客,博客群組《香港原人圈》成員之一。

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80後,機緣巧合成為第一代博客,博客群組《香港原人圈》成員之一。
精選提要
80後,機緣巧合成為第一代博客,博客群組《香港原人圈》成員之一。

我記得有一年(2009年2月),胡鬚佬喺財政預算案講咗兩個嘅故事嚟講述託兒服務嘅重要:

/112. 我明白有些父母因工作或其他原因無法照顧家中幼兒。我曾經和參與「鄰里支援幼兒照顧計劃」的家長和社區保姆傾談,他們普遍支持計劃。我清楚記得,同時要照顧兩名年幼孫兒的一位婆婆,在我面前紅着眼訴說帶孩子的壓力,她希望有需要時可以找到人幫忙;

任職運輸業的一位先生,為了讓孩子更容易適應保姆,雙方約定每天在公園見面,讓小朋友可以一邊玩耍,一邊接受保姆的照顧。父親的苦心,保姆的心意,鄰里之間守望相助的精神和體貼,都讓我留下深刻的印象。 /

我咁記得呢個故事,因為之前幾個月,美國總統奧巴馬喺選舉勝出,喺演講(2008年11月)裏面講一個106歲婆婆投票嘅故事:

/This election had many firsts and many stories that will be told for generations. But one that's on my mind tonight's about a woman who cast her ballot in Atlanta. She's a lot like the millions of others who stood in line to make their voice heard in this election except for one thing: Ann Nixon Cooper is 106 years old./

我唔知以前啲美國總統會唔會咁講,但我好肯定胡鬚佬係2009年先開始有呢啲小城大事。胡鬚佬嘅寫手,應該係將奧巴馬呢套嘢照搬過嚟。胡鬚佬嘅故事,人物起碼叫有血有肉、故事有頭有尾,有含意,即使唔係佢親身經歷,都應該唔似係憑空想像。印象中胡鬚佬之後幾年都有用呢一招。

哈,跟住阿某人(我連佢嘅外號都唔想講),今年佢講咗個"5歲小朋友"故事。

/90. 一位5歲小朋友問過我這個問題:「行政長官,我長大後住哪裏?香港還有沒有足夠土地?」一屆政府任期5年,一屆立法會任期4年,但增加土地供應需要更長時間。我們要切實回應這位5歲小朋友的問題,除了要做好土地用途的抉擇外,也要開展長遠的土地規劃及開發工作。/

首先,我覺得一個五歲嘅小朋友,都懷疑你呢個廢柴做唔到嘢,你就應該投河自盡。

再留意下,呢個故事無頭無尾,小朋友come from nowhere,完全唔似一段真人真事。

一個五歲小朋友可以埋到佢身?Are you kidding me?

有班人瞓咗喺街六七十日,連佢車尾燈都見唔到半次呀!

好咧,唯一可以解釋到呢個小朋友真切存在,又問到佢呢條問題,咪係呢個小朋友係佢嘅私生子囉。

點解小朋友要問佢"長大後住哪裏"?好簡單啫,而家條友驚畀人發現原來自己有私生子,所以要斬情根,要求阿二奶同佢個私生子搬走囉。咁小朋友怕自己無屋住,見到嗲嗲咪要問"我可以住邊"囉。

好假呀!大佬,網上好多人寫故仔寫得好好多。

你睇返呢個2015年國情咨文,人哋奧巴馬講故事,請咗女主角入去國會(圖),坐喺第一夫人隔離呀!仲有同奧巴馬食咗次飯、入到白宮玩咗一圈。有名有姓有圖有盛,有根有據;唔好話你比唔上,我覺得你連比嘅機會都冇。

/Seven years ago, Rebekah and Ben Erler of Minneapolis were newlyweds. She waited tables. He worked construction. Their first child, Jack, was on the way.

They were young and in love in America, and it doesn't get much better than that.

"If only we had known," Rebekah wrote to me last spring, "what was about to happen to the housing and construction market."

As the crisis worsened, Ben's business dried up, so he took what jobs he could find, even if they kept him on the road for long stretches of time. Rebekah took out student loans, enrolled in community college, and retrained for a new career. They sacrificed for each other. And slowly, it paid off. They bought their first home. They had a second son, Henry. Rebekah got a better job, and then a raise. Ben is back in construction -- and home for dinner every night.

"It is amazing," Rebekah wrote, "what you can bounce back from when you have to...we are a strong, tight-knit family who has made it through some very, very hard times."/

收皮啦,根本無乜嘢五歲小朋友。呢啲咁簡單嘅PR同寫作技巧,畀多少少錢,搵個有heart啲嘅人幫你度,半日搞掂啦。好核凸好假呀。

我寫一次畀你睇啦,免費:

/90. 我有一次去新界東北視察未來的新發展區,於村口餐廳下午茶時遇到一位5歲小朋友。他左手拿著一枝汽水,咬著飲管緊張地問:「行政長官.....我可以問你一個問題嗎?」我回答佢:「當然可以。你是市民,我是來服務市民的。」他問:「我長大後住哪裏?香港還有沒有足夠土地?」這令我感到既高興,又尷尬。高興的是,連小朋友也知道香港沒有足夠土地,我相信社會上對於政府要進一步增加土地供應,展長遠的土地規劃及開發工作,已有一定共識;尷尬的是,政府正面對土地不足、增加土地供應需要更長時間的困難,已經人所共知;小朋友年紀少少就要擔心長大後無樓住,實在令我過意不去。/

你仲好意思話加自己人工。哈哈哈哈哈哈。

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最後,奧巴馬唔知係咪飲咗好多Red Bull(無錢收植任廣告)。呢份國情咨文,6735字;佢睇稿嘅次數,

零。

而佢仲要有抑揚頓挫,有情頓、有爆肚、有搞笑位,唔係照稿讀。上帝認真唔公平,周口店班人啲基因真係差。乜嘢來生不做香港人,今生就唔做啦。

仲有,嗰條董廢帝又走出嚟獻世,十足十火滾忍者招【穢土轉生】。你死咗嫁咧,腳痛就唔好再出嚟啦。

講到尾,你仲爭我哋一張醫生紙呀。小職員請假都要醫生紙,特首腳痛退休點可以連信都冇封?你玩我咩。

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http://youtu.be/cse5cCGuHmE?t=6m36s

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/04/obama.transcript/

http://edition.cnn.com/…/state-of-the-union-2015…/index.html

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